As I learned from this thread, Koons Ford in Baltimore has Fiesta ST's at crazy low prices. Thanks for the heads up, guy's!
I contacted them about a base car they had in white. Their price (inc. Fords current $1K off) on the car was $19202!, inc. freight, fees, title, etc., everything but sales tax. I
then gave several local dealers a shot at it, and the best offer I got was $2K north of Koons. Two thousand!, so I eagerly bought a $115 plane ticket and flew over to Koons.
My likeable young sales guy, Tim Robertson, picked me up at the BWI airport, and after a couple hours I was finding fun, scenic roads back to Ohio.