You know you drive a fiesta when....
Your kids hate the car because it doesn't have recaros in the back, the they slide around like melting butter in a hot pan.
When you goto the track and the mazdaspeed guys all "mean mug" you because your car with a stock air box just ran faster than all 6 of their mazdaspeed3's
When you try to convince EVERYONE to buy a focus ST to keep the fiesta production number low.
You've explained to a state trooper why you were doing 102mph in a 65mph, without mentioning you were slowing down from 135mph.
You use the launch control at a drive thru just to deff'n the A-whole behind you with the diesel truck that would not turn his truck off while you were trying to order, but turns his truck off when he orders
You've been banned off another fiesta forum because people that have no idea what they are talking about try and explain or argue something they know nothing about when you've seen and done it.
You want to kiss a man for the first time when you remove the headlights for the first time and your like... " WHAT !!! They could have done that the whole time !!! Why isn't every car on earth made with head lights that come out like this !!!?"
You get sprayed in the face with freezing cold air on high when you first get in the car on a cold day and turn the defroster on !! (Wait till winter newbs !! Lol ).