You Jerk!!!! You gave me hope! (I kid, I kid)
No worries man. Simple misunderstandings happen. I was a bit baffled. I checked with the Ford owner's site, no luck. Tried letting my car hunt down the update, no luck. Even asked my neighbor who manages the Ford dealership I bought my car from. No luck. Then it occurred to me... New owner might not know what we're grumbling about. It's all good!
For what it's worth, after a little digging on the F-150 and Edge sites, they're already outsmarting Ford. The replacement USB hub for Lincolns are out already, and oddly enough, it's a perfect fit for it's Ford brothers. We're kind of screwed with our Fiesta's because I doubt pilfering the Lincoln updates will work with our dumbed down infotainment systems for the Fiesta, but at least we know it works. We're just the low margin nobodies that Ford doesn't care about, so we're last in line. And... the needed hardware for the Apple folks is only about 70 bucks, and very easy swap, so no need for dealers.