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Hmmm now how am I going to slip this one by the wife...
"its for you not for me"
"The parts need replacing anyway decided to get something better"
"How did that get in there?"
"Strange, don't remember ordering this. Let me call and inquire about it. Honey, this company Dee, Hitch, MMM or something said they shipped it to me by mistakes and it is too costly to ship back. If I could use it they would waive a large portion of the fee."
"It followed me home, can I keep it? I promise to feed it!"
"But [insert neighbour's name] has two of these. Why can't I have just one?"
"Since you did not know what to get me for my birthday/anniversary/xmas/ I decided to help you and got this."
"Happy anniversary!!!"